Zardari jokes:

• "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."

• To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.

• Robber: "Give me all your money!"
  Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."
  Robber: "OK. Give me all my money"

Apparently the Pakistani president Asif Zardari has banned jokes which ridicule him or the political leadership of the country.